Some perspective, fools

So to take a short break from Bonerfest ’10, I figured I’d share some words on the blogbrosphere. First off, good hunting to all my dudes out there trying to get laid tonight. I realize that once the weekend starts, and you and your boys embark on your impromptu bar crawls or killer party hops, it becomes a war out there, and war is hell. But while you’re struggling to number close and get rejected by back to back 7s, remember that it is your duty, and always has been since your bro mitzvah, to soldier on and Stand and Deliver, bro to speak.

With that said, even if you don’t get any buns tonight, or if you do (yea boi!), as a faithful bro, you know you’ll be able to sleep peacefully tonight because we bros always got your back. To find comfort, I often remind myself of some knowledge that ThéBroden, a great king of Brohan, once imparted upon me: “Ayo Dinodude,” The legendary rider said, “No matter how good or bad the home runs are, at some point or another you’ll inexorably make your journey back to the beloved kingdom of Wankalot, which has, without fail, been a haven for you and all your bros since your boyhood days when you couldn’t even imagine the prospects of streaming videos online.”

So if there’s anything to take away from this, remember to keep things in perspective, especially on a day like Bonerfest. Good luck in your headhunting, fools.

-DinoDude

P.S. Major congratulations are in order for our boy Apolo Anton Brohno for securing his sixth Brolympic medal last night. Keep it up, son.