Category One: Bro-ing Out
Bro-ing out is a practice that has been indulged in by members of the human race since time immemorial. There are texts that date back to the time of cave bros who chadbrochilled around fires and discussed the nature of law, politics, and chicks. During this sacred ritual that has been sternly preserved by the ABA (American Bro Association) and IBOW (International Bros of the World) as culturally significant and socially necessary, music must be chill and conducive to the conversation. The following artists are highly recommended:
Belle & Sebastian
Bishop Allen
Dispatch
Coconut Records
Islands
Jack Johnson
Low vs. Diamond
The National
Ra Ra Riot
Spoon
Stars
Voxtrot
Category Two: Pregame "The Bro Edition"
Every good bro and bro-elle knows that there is a magical concept of pregaming that occurs before the adventures of the weekend nights. This is when bonding occurs, but also where all the brohemians get the rhapsody going to get pumped for the night. Music during this period of brohood must enable festive dancing while still retaining a degree of chadbrochillness so brohans can still enjoy broments of excellent conversation.
Kid Cudi (Make Her Say - very motivational)
Kanye
Passion Pit
Phoenix
The New Pornographers
Matt & Kim (Just Daylight, trust my bro-telligence on this one)
Spoon
Stars (Just "Take Me To The Riot," but only on Saturday nights. This is a cardinal bro-rule.)
Vampire Weekend
I highly encourage all bros with distinguished taste to add to the canon that I have posted. However, stay tuned for "Category 3: Bromancing" tomorrow night to set all my bros (with excellent bromantic skills) to give eargasms to the bro-elles of the world. Chadbrochill Forever. Bromeo out.
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